Quotable Sunday ~ Easter Beer

When I saw Toni's tweet tonight about Quotable Sunday, I felt a little jolt of guilt. I've always had my Sunday post scheduled way ahead of time. 

This has been an amazing week. I've gone from, blogger's block, to telling you why I have blogger's block, to feeling Nekkid for revealing the source of my blogger's block, to being at one with the source of my blogger's block, and going on Video to VLog about it, to now.... I wish you all a very Happy Easter and on this day when we celebrate rebirth and forgiveness, I'd like to share a few beer quotes (Toni told me to, so I figure I'm good...) .....


“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
~ a very wise yet anonymous person

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway quotes

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin quotes

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”
santiz
Egyptian Proverb quotes

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


Go check out Toni for some REAL good quotes!