Today I came across my old buddy Vince, the Sham WOW guy. (You can read about my obsession with the Sham WOW here.) He was peddling a new product, the Slap Chop.
I am speechless. This dude should be up for an Academy Award for being able to deliver these lines with a straight face. He actually says, "You are gonna love my nuts.". For real, he does. Watch this and be sure to keep a Sham WOW handy for when you pee your pants in disbelieving laughter!