I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
"The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, thats amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from all that skipping!"
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8 Responses to "The Blonde Diet"Thats soo funny, first blonde joke I've heard in a long time! Too cute
Yeah, but can she banter?!?!?
Silly Heidi, all Blondes can banter, can't they?
LOL, very funny. :) I'll have to tell you a blonde joke soon. When I'm not so damn tired. :)
and I thought I had heard all the blonde jokes... LOL
LOL all this time I could be skipping and losing weight, wish someone would have told me. Ahhh but I'm not a blonde
lol now this one made me laugh out loud. Good one!
hmm, i think I'd fall over to if i skipped for a whole day. plus people would think i'm crazy :)
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