My confession? I watched Paris Hilton's BFF show the other night. I was flipping through channels in the midst of a rare non-productive bout of insomnia and there she was! OMFG is all I can say. This show is trashy defined! I watched the whole uncomfortable sad and entertaining thing.
First, the girls and guys that want to be her BFF? Wow.. seriously? And Paris? LMAO. She chooses a "pet" that is her eyes and ears of the house. Full on sorority hazing people! She actually put all this nasty stuff in a blender, think pickle, vodka, pepper...etc. and created a shot for them to drink. One chick actually barfed after doing the shot! Then she made them throw a bachelor party and a few of the girls got all nasty and frisky, trust me it was a total train wreck. Full of bitchy cattiness and backstabbing girlie tears, this was one helluva crazy ass show!
The episode I watched was hysterical, if they are all like that I may have to watch one more... wanna watch with me? This is a full episode of wacky craziness that'll make you wonder where the heck girls like these come from? And, again... Who the hell watches this garbage???
Oh, and "anxiety sandwich" is going to be my new saying.