Here are the fortunes we found in our cookies:
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. (DUH!)
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner! (This one was mine. That sucks, I hate sailing.)
Be bold, brave, and forthright and the bold, the brave and forthright will gather round you.
I did it and here is what my fortune said:
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
... good advice, no?
All right, let's have some fun! Click on the link below to generate your fortune and post the results in the comments section!
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