Saturday, March 21, 2009

What is Your Fortune?


We walked down to one of our favorite Chinese Sushi restaurants tonight.  Yes, I did say Chinese Sushi.  I'm not really sure how that works but the food is good and I don't have to eat raw fish so I'm pretty OK with it.

Here are the fortunes we found in our cookies:

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.  (DUH!)
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner!  (This one was mine.  That sucks, I hate sailing.)
Be bold, brave, and forthright and the bold, the brave and forthright will gather round you.


I did it and here is what my fortune said:

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

... good advice, no?

All right, let's have some fun!  Click on the link below to generate your fortune and post the results in the comments section! 

~FORTUNE COOKIE GENERATOR~

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12 Responses to "What is Your Fortune?"
  1. zelzee said...
    March 21, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    Your Fortune Is: He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.

    (Finally I found a way to rise above it all!!)

  2. Shannon said...
    March 21, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    My fortune is:

    Your Fortune Is: Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.

    I'm pretty partial to my underwear!
    LOL

  3. Rebecca Anne said...
    March 21, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Here's my fortune,
    Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

    LOL, I hate it when fortunes are right.
    Rebecca

  4. The Dreamer said...
    March 21, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Heh...mine was:

    It's okay to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

    Wonder what hubby would say about that one...unless he's the fool. :)

  5. Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies said...
    March 21, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    Hey, I got the same as you:
    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
    Yeh.. I will tell this one to my kids! lol

  6. Brittany Ann said...
    March 21, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    Your fortune is: to make a long story short, don't tell it.
    Crap! Does that mean I should quit blogging?

  7. Kathy B! said...
    March 21, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

    Hey! Are they talking about MY bust?!?!

  8. LT said...
    March 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Well, I would guess so! Thanks for the fun widget!

  9. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...
    March 22, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

    So very true... :) That was pretty fun - and funny! ;)

  10. Shady Lady said...
    March 22, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    Your Fortune Is: 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

    Back in high school, I think, we always added "in bed" to any fortune. It makes them all a lot more entertaining.

  11. Aliceson said...
    March 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    My fortune:
    It is better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

    Words to live by!

  12. LT said...
    March 31, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    Your Fortune Is: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. Oh dear! I am not even a big talker, I better be careful tommorow.

 

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