Here are the fortunes we found in our cookies:
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. (DUH!)
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner! (This one was mine. That sucks, I hate sailing.)
Be bold, brave, and forthright and the bold, the brave and forthright will gather round you.
I did it and here is what my fortune said:
... good advice, no?
All right, let's have some fun! Click on the link below to generate your fortune and post the results in the comments section!
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12 Responses to "What is Your Fortune?"Your Fortune Is: He who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.
(Finally I found a way to rise above it all!!)
My fortune is:
Your Fortune Is: Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.
I'm pretty partial to my underwear!
LOL
Here's my fortune,
Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
LOL, I hate it when fortunes are right.
Rebecca
Heh...mine was:
It's okay to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Wonder what hubby would say about that one...unless he's the fool. :)
Hey, I got the same as you:
Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Yeh.. I will tell this one to my kids! lol
Your fortune is: to make a long story short, don't tell it.
Crap! Does that mean I should quit blogging?
Your Fortune Is: Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Hey! Are they talking about MY bust?!?!
Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Well, I would guess so! Thanks for the fun widget!
Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
So very true... :) That was pretty fun - and funny! ;)
Your Fortune Is: 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
Back in high school, I think, we always added "in bed" to any fortune. It makes them all a lot more entertaining.
My fortune:
It is better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
Words to live by!
Your Fortune Is: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. Oh dear! I am not even a big talker, I better be careful tommorow.
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