Sunday, March 22, 2009

Quotable Sunday ~ Housework



My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-


My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ~Erma Bombeck

And this one is for my dear husband....
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher


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13 Responses to "Quotable Sunday ~ Housework"
  1. Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies said...
    March 22, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    stopping over from Toni's! Love these quotes and think I need to get up and do some house work! :(

  2. Jagjit said...
    March 22, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    :) funny collection. first time here, liked it. :) :)

  3. LT said...
    March 22, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    I love Erma Bombeck! The let it be one is too funny (and used in our house alot)

  4. Chickenista said...
    March 22, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    I awarded you on my blog!♥

  5. Heidi Ashworth said...
    March 22, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    It's the ones that smell and multiply that are cramping my style!

  6. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...
    March 22, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Hilarious quotes, Fiona! I'm going to adopt this one:

    My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ~Erma Bombeck

    Thanks for sharing! ;)

  7. LadyStyx said...
    March 22, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    That Erma Bombeck, so inspirational!

  8. zelzee said...
    March 22, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    My motto:

    "Housework can kill you if done properly"

  9. Such Lovely Freckles said...
    March 22, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    LOL, I love Erma Bombeck. She needs to get back on my reading list.

  10. Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...
    March 22, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    I love Erma. She always makes me laugh.

    But this time my fav is~

    One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher

    hahaha!

  11. septembermom said...
    March 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Erma Bombeck knew how to say it just right!! Thanks for sharing :)

  12. Shady Lady said...
    March 22, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    Funny!!

  13. Kathy B! said...
    March 23, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
    - Erma Bombeck -

    My thoughts exactly!!

 

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