Sunday, March 22, 2009
Quotable Sunday ~ Housework
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ~Erma Bombeck
And this one is for my dear husband....
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher
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13 Responses to "Quotable Sunday ~ Housework"stopping over from Toni's! Love these quotes and think I need to get up and do some house work! :(
:) funny collection. first time here, liked it. :) :)
I love Erma Bombeck! The let it be one is too funny (and used in our house alot)
I awarded you on my blog!♥
It's the ones that smell and multiply that are cramping my style!
Hilarious quotes, Fiona! I'm going to adopt this one:
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ~Erma Bombeck
Thanks for sharing! ;)
That Erma Bombeck, so inspirational!
My motto:
"Housework can kill you if done properly"
LOL, I love Erma Bombeck. She needs to get back on my reading list.
I love Erma. She always makes me laugh.
But this time my fav is~
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher
hahaha!
Erma Bombeck knew how to say it just right!! Thanks for sharing :)
Funny!!
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -
My thoughts exactly!!
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