It's all anyone can talk about. (Well, not anyone, but my mom used to say things like this all the time and I think it sounds good and dramatic, so let's keep it.)
Yes, I'm referring to Venus Williams' choice of clothing. Some are saying "oh, my! too revealing, shocking really!" and others say "she's Venus she can wear whatever the heck she wants."
Why you gotta go and wear something like this?
How long do you think it'll take to get the image of this outta my head? What the H-E-double-hockey-sticks kinda message are you trying to send? "Hey look at me, Ima crack a few balls over this here net and then you can catch me 2nd shift at The Moulin Rouge"?
So what if she actually can wear anything she wants to? WHY? Why would someone with such talent cause such spectacle on purpose? How many people do you think were discussing her actual physical execution of a real live tennis game today? Anyone? I couldn't watch - it was hard to take seriously!
Perhaps I'm being a tad bit harsh and really, she was just thinking, "sheesh, I gotta get up and whoop another chicks ass today, I can't even be bothered to get myself dressed. It's Pajama Day at The French Open, baby!"