Rest assured, my silence is usually an indicator that I have much to say and no freakin' idea where to start. But now I have broken the bloggy ice so watch out 'cause I got some banter brewin'.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
If I were an authentic blogger I'd tell you I've been oddly quiet lately because life has just been a series of potholes, and I fell into one... or ten. Then I'd apologize for being away so long, 'cause I know you've been desperately waiting to see when my feed would update. It just couldn't be helped. In the spirit of authenticity I'd let you know that I carried a 50 lb black garbage back of crap out to the trash yesterday. Where'd it come from? My desk. **gasp** Not you? Shut up, I hear you. You think there is no way that Super Blonde could possibly have been drowning in a sea of paper, only to surface between the sticky note with client "emergencies", ever-changing passwords and unused brilliant ideas for everything from article topics, characters for my unwritten "I'm not a writer" novel, meeting schedules, and the pork tenderloin recipe I had intended to make last Tuesday before I looked up and the clock read 7:15.... thank you Papa John's. Yeah, that is authentically where I've been. Pothole, shit hole, either way I'm tired of the hole and I'm glad its starting to disappear.