Today, someone messed with my kid.
We were at a park and the kids were playing in the fountains. My Henry was spitting water at nobody in particular. A little boy came and started spitting with him. They started spitting the water at each other and chasing each other around. The little boy ran over towards his grandmother (I think it was his grandmother). Henry chased after him and spit a mouthful of water at the boy.
I just happened to be right in front of the woman, who was reading a book, when she shouted at Henry, "Knock it off, I'll nail you if you do that again. I'll knock your block off".
Did you just threaten my kid?
Henry jumped down from the wall and walked towards me. I grabbed his hand and said, "We could probably find a better way to ask him to stop doing that."
She looked at me and said, "Well, get your kid to behave and it won't be a problem."
Ok, spitting water isn't really what I want my kid doing but it was a mutual activity and they were having fun. I didn't see the harm in it and the little boy was laughing and having fun. If she didn't like it, I would definitely have backed her up in a friendly request to commence the spit fest.
Bitch threatened my kid! Now, I'm quite certain this nasty crabby lady is probably a crack whore slut bitch that eats shit, but that aside - even the skankiest of skanky people shouldn't be threatening a child. Not to mention my child.
I walked right up to her and told her, in my sweetest of sweet, eat shit, smiley, hold it back before I beat the crap out of you, way... that threatening a child is in no way acceptable. She talked some more smack and I said, "Thank you for your opinion but Fuck Off."
Do you know what she said to me as I walked off?
"Get a life you nasty witch."
Wow. For real? I mean, I may not sleep tonight....