Tuesday, May 19, 2009
I'm loving this whole Tuesday Random Thoughts thing because my mind is overrun with random thoughts right now and I'd love to share just a few so that I can get them out of my head and let a few more in....
My first week as a vegetable gardener and we have growth people! Actual real living plants are growing in my garden that I planted, with my hands, in my yard.... for real! I'm so enamored by my garden that I made a vlog about it - pathetic geekness meets domestic horticulturalness - it'll be a big hit I'm sure! Don't worry I won't share it with you unless you beg.
Did I mention I'm going to Chicago without tickets to Blogher? So if you know anyone who falls drastically ill, loses a job or a pet and can't make it? Tell them I'll buy their ticket. I'm nice that way.
I went to a presentation on animals for the second grade yesterday. They gave power point presentations with MAC laptops - I'm jealous. I want to be in second grade again just to play with computers. I'm sure then my geekness would be elevated to ubergeek and then I'd be even sexier to my hubs... did I mention how turned on he is by the fact that I have been swallowed by social media and all the trappings of web design and such? He can barely walk because of the excitement. I mention something techy it would be nice to have and it shows up hours later.... he's like the Fair Godmother of Technology. I LURVE him! Let's just say give computer sex a new meaning....
I have a new client that loves me so much she actually squealed yesterday. Squealed! She needed me, I was there. What can I say? Do you think she'll orgasm when she sees her business double because of my genius? God, I can't get enough of myself today.
Last item... my abs are killing me. I got on the Wii Fit yesterday because everyone in the blogosphere is all so excited about it and I couldn't get to the gym because K is home for the summer already (preschool sure gets the shaft!). Anyway, do you know the bitch trainer told me that it had been 229 days since I'd set foot on the balance board thing? She berated me and then told me I hadn't reached my goal. She also mentioned the few pounds of Chipotle and bottles of wine I'd partaken of this winter... catty bitch. I showed her by kicking her ass and achieving bodybuilder status on everything. Take that, bitch!