Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Blonde's Medical Terminology Made Simple


If you are confused by all the medical terminology out there, you are not alone. I hope that you will find the following list helpful. I actually can't take credit for this list as it came to me in an email. Study this list, you never know when you may need this knowledge!

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein - Conceited

comments

10 Responses to "The Blonde's Medical Terminology Made Simple"
  1. Margo said...
    March 31, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    thanks for sharing these, from one blonde to another... we need to keep each other informed!

  2. Kathy B! said...
    March 31, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    That was great -- and frighteningly accurate!

    I love enema...not your friend.

    You are one very creative blonde.

  3. Michelle said...
    March 31, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    LMAO those were good!

  4. Ann's Rants said...
    March 31, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Very cute. Tagged you back today!

  5. Amy-GirlinParadise said...
    March 31, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I SO needed this today! It made me laugh and it was a life saver! You are too funny and cute.

  6. Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies said...
    March 31, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Oh I love these! Great... too funny!

  7. LadyStyx said...
    March 31, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    Oh heavens! *laffin*

  8. LT said...
    March 31, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    Too funny! I love Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate.
    Thanks for the blond laugh (I used to be blonde when I was little, still feel like one some days).

  9. Shady Lady said...
    March 31, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    LOL!!

  10. Jennifer said...
    April 1, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    So funny! You had me at BOWEL!!!

 

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