Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Another Classy Blonde Joke

A commercial airplane is in flight to Denver, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Denver and I’m staying right here.”

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Denver and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

“I told her first class isn’t going to Denver.”


11 Responses to "Another Classy Blonde Joke"
  1. Kathy B! said...
    March 24, 2009 at 6:50 AM

    Bwahahaha! I love blonde jokes :)

  2. Miche said...
    March 24, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    LMAO!!!! That is great. :)

  3. Michelle said...
    March 24, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    ROTFL! I LOVE it! Thanks for sharing. oh blonde jokes they keep me going on boring days!
    thanks for stopping by my blog! I like to follow fellow blondies, good to have met you

  4. Ute said...
    March 24, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    LOL... that is too funny. I think I shall dye my hair blonde, so I can live like that too. :)

  5. Stacy Uncorked said...
    March 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    ROTFLMAO! Too funny! ;)

  6. Anonymous said...
    March 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM


    It always makes me feel funny laughing at dumb blonde jokes, being a blonde.

  7. Anonymous said...
    March 24, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    Makes me glad I'm a redhead!

  8. Aliceson said...
    March 24, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Hahaha! That's a good one!

  9. LadyStyx said...
    March 24, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    heh heh heh! Love it.

  10. Shady Lady said...
    March 24, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    LOL! That was hilarious!!

  11. Rebecca Anne said...
    March 25, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    LOL, that was good, really good~

    Someday I'm going to go blonde just so I can join the club for awhile. See if any of these jokes would suddenly apply~


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